Super Mega Dad has two children, Super Michael, 7 years old, and Princess K, 4 years old.
Super Mega Dad is a Dark Lord of Technology by trade and makes a living by making these Internet Web Page thingamajigs.
Why Super Mega Dad?
Super Mega Dad works for a living, but family is number one. Super Mega Dad believes that fathers should take an 
active role in raising their children and be involved in all aspects of their lives. He doesn't want to miss things like first steps, first words, or the first loose tooth. So, Super Mega Dad because he seems to be everywhere, every time and his kids SWEAR he has super powers such as super scent which allows him to smell a poopy diaper from over 2 miles away, super sight which allows him to view super messes anywhere in the household, and super intelligence because he knows all of his ABC's and 123's (although this new math is really his Kryptonite, but don't let the kids know this!).
What should I expect from Super Mega Dad?
This website will generally contain the daily rants of Super Mega Dad. Many of you may be parents of young children and understand that the lives of these little hurricanes in human form can be pretty exciting. You will probably witness many boo-boos, temper tantrums, first loose teeth, and general frustration with the daily homework load.
Many new parents might find relief here seeing that, yes, other children are just as crazy as their own and feel comfort in knowing that other people have some of the same problems. Yes, Super Mega Dad's kids go crazy sometimes and bang their little arms and legs on the ground because they don't get want they want too. Super Mega Dad's kids are world famous mess makers (look it up!) and can turn any clean house into a disaster area within two minutes flat.
Join us here each day for a sneak peak into the craziness that is Super Mega Dad's daily life! This site may not be for the easily disturbed due to extreme messiness and possible poopy and throw up stories sprinkled here and there.
The Super Mega Dad Players
The following players will make frequent appearances throughout the continuing Adventures of Super Mega Dad:
Super Mega Dad - The main man himself. Your esteemed host and the one containing all of the super human super powers that typically thwart the poor kids from having any sort of fun at all. Fun like flushing pets down the toilet, writing all over the walls using PERMANENT markers, and taking rides down the staircase banisters.
Super Mega Mommy - Super Mega Dad's other half, and the one that puts up with Super Mega Dad's and the Super kids antics. Super Mega Mommy's powers includes super organization, which allows her to schedule things down to the micro-second. If the kids actually follow the schedule is a different story altogether, however. Super Mega Mom also has the power of Super Voice which allows her to channel all of her energy into "The Voice of Authority". When Super Mega Mom uses her Voice of Authority, all that are near follow the Voice of Authority.
Super Michael - Currently 7 years old. Constantly pushing the envelope by seeing what he can sneak past his parents. Something falls and breaks, of course he was no where near it. When asked a question, claims to know nothing of the incident. When asked how did Princess K got hurt, he claims to not understand the English language and knows nothing of this Princess K person we speak of. EVERYTHING that does not fit into his little world is, of course, NOT FAIR. Stay tuned to see if he makes it to 8!
Princess K - Now a whole 4 years old. True to her name, she is a real Royal. Royal what, we will leave that up to your imagination. Princess K is Super Michael's main accomplice in all of his troubles. If there's trouble in the house, she is either the reason behind it, or was a major contributor to the event. She is usually the eye of the hurricane when she stands in the middle of a room that she can no longer escape because of the sheer piles and piles of toys heaped around her. Her word count has increased significantly over the past few months and she can verbalize her distaste for the house rules in new and interesting ways. Princess K contains more energy in her little body then all other members of the household COMBINED.