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Of Lost Teeth

7. January 2009 by Super Mega Dad 10 Comments

Super Michael turned 6 years old back in August and up till now has not lost any teeth.  We were starting to wonder if something was wrong and we had even talked to a dentist about it and he calmed us down by telling us that it's perfectly normal to have not lost any teeth as of yet.

Well, over the past month he's lost both bottom middle teeth and it really does change how your kid looks.  And new teeth grow in REALLY quickly.  He already has a couple of new, big bottom teeth coming in.  The Tooth Fairy has been kept busy at our house.

How much the Tooth Fairy currently gives for lost teeth was a conversation Super Mom and I had at one point during this, as we assumed that the shiny quarters we received when we were kids were no longer acceptable.  We heard tell from other parents that their children received upwards of five dollars or more per tooth and felt that the poor Tooth Fairy might be in dire straights with the current global financial melt down and that five dollars might tax the poor Tooth Fairy too much, especially considering that she was probably one of the ones hit when the real estate melt down came down.  Fortunately, the Tooth Fairy was still financially sound when she hit our house and ponied up three whole dollars for each tooth. Three dollars is a lot of money for a six year old and may as well be a million dollars for all Super Michael cares.  For six dollars total, there's a whole plethora of toys that can be purchased at your local Toys R Us.

One tooth came out while we were off on vacation in Oregon and there was some concern involved regarding the ability of the Tooth Fairy to find us while we were out and about.  Fortunately, we were prepared with the special Tooth Fairy Pillow which must have a special Tooth Fairy beacon embedded in it somewhere because, amazingly, the Tooth Fairy found us in our Oregon cabin even in the middle of tons of snow all around us.

I'm under the impression that as Super Michael gets older, the Tooth Fairy will have to pay more for each tooth.  I'm not sure if this has to do with inflation, or if it's more like getting raises at work because of your experience, but the Tooth Fairy's annual outlay on teeth must be pretty impressive.  I'm wondering if all that money she puts out on teeth is considered a tax deduction, and what exactly does she DO with all of those teeth once she has them?  Would the teeth be consider business expenses like buying raw materials or something?

And while we're on the subject of the Tooth Fairy, is there just ONE Tooth Fairy, or is there a whole company of Tooth Fairies that employ thousands of fairies around the world?  Something like Tooth Fairy, Inc.?  Would it be considered a Fortune 500 company?  I guess you would actually have to be selling products to be considered for that list.  Maybe Tooth Fairy, Inc. would be considered a charity, or non-profit organization.  Really makes you wonder, doesn't it?

And I just thought about something else!  We're just talking about the Tooth Fairy here, what about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny!  Oh well, guess we can leave those two for another post.

On another note, I was absent from this blog for quite sometime.  I wasn't really sure what to do with the blog and I was really unhappy with the blog software the site was using and it was just really, really ugly and didn't do what I wanted it to do.  I've changed to a new blog engine using BlogEngine.net.  I'm much happier with this solution as it's more geared towards actual BLOGGING.  Of course, there are some things I'd like to see fixed with it, but it does what I want for now.

So, long story short, my future plans are to start back blogging here on a more regular basis.

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Jim Adams
United States Jim Adams said:

Hi Mike,
You are hilarious! You pose some interesting questions about the tooth fairy. I remember getting thirty cents for the first tooth I can remember losing.  What is to be said about the fact that my kids would laugh and mock the tooth fairy if they didn't get the prize in some form of paper?  Coin doesn't cut it anymore, that's for sure.  

Maybe the tooth fairy works for the Treasury department and is trying to stimulate the economy.  The more money you have the more money you spend.  That's my kids' motto.  Maybe it's the secret part of the stimulus package not reported by CNN.

Thanks for the thoughts.

Jim


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dorky dad
United States dorky dad said:

The Tooth Fairy just doesn't sound right to me. So some pansy dude breaks into your house, takes your teeth and leaves you cash? I'm guessing that the tooth fairy must be getting an absolute bargain on those teeth. I'm thinking that he should totally hold out for more, because where the fairy comes from those teeth are probably as valuable as gold or diamonds.


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Nicki at Domestic Cents
United States Nicki at Domestic Cents said:

Yes, I also received a quarter for each lost tooth. It's up to 3 bucks now? My daughter is only 2-1/2, so the tooth fairy is still a little ways in the future. How about using those gold dollar coins? That could be a cool tooth fairy thing (or maybe a cheap mommy thing?) Thanks for the funny story Smile


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Kakie
United States Kakie said:

GREAT post. I smiled as I read through it and feel compelled to tell a story of something that happened at my house in relation to a few lost teeth.

We have learned in our house that SOMETIMES, the tooth fairy doesn't have cash on hand, or is running behind schedule. So when she ran behind schedule, she sent me an email specifying that she only gives a little more money to kids when this happens and that it would be a one time thing. For one tooth, she was about five days late. She must be getting very frustrated. So given your questions above, can the tooth fairy get fired? Written up? Is there a customer service department?

If she is a non-profit organization perhaps the grants she was pulling for didn't make the cut. Great post, thanks for the share.


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supermegadad
United States supermegadad said:

@ dorky dad:
Does sound kinda icky when you think of it that way, doesn't it?

Remember the Tooth Fairy from The Santa Clause movies?  Everytime I think of the tooth fairy, I think of the big hairy dude from those movies. Smile

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supermegadad
United States supermegadad said:

@ Nicki at Domestic Cents:
Great idea!  And they have those new presidential dollars now, so they can collect them and save them!  I'll email the tooth fairy and let him/her know!

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supermegadad
United States supermegadad said:

@ Kakie:

Oh man, great questions.  From my limited experience with the tooth fairy (2 teeth in now!), it's been pretty touch and go that the tooth fairy has petty cash available, so it's very possible it's a non-profit organization!

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Margaret
United States Margaret said:

Einey has some boys in her class who will be 8 soon and haven't lost any teeth (the dentist said that at 8 they'll talk).  One the other extreme, my Meenie lost her first tooth at 4 1/2 and now at 5 1/2 only has one more front tooth to lose.  As our dentist said 5.5-6 is average, but some kids are early, others are late.

The tooth fairy also doesn't fly when it's raining or really really cold (affects his/her wings)!  Also saves you on the occasion that you forget.  

As for teeth growing in fast, the top one's grow in super slow.  I don't know why, you'd think gravity would be on their side!  

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supermegadad
United States supermegadad said:

@ Margaret:
8!  Wow, the poor kids must be freaking out.  Super Michael was freaking out at 6 because all his friends had started losing teeth and he hadn't.

I'll have to remember the rain/cold connection for the tooth fairy!  Does 65 degrees count as REALLY, REALLY cold? ;)

Thanks for stopping by!

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